tl;dr & tl;dw as I fell foul of presumptions after consuming too much sugar & too much lard, trying to quench my thirst with the blood of the Isle of Skye, I stand sitting wallowing in the memories of yesterday picturing the morrow and the fog of the day ahead, I look back at the comma of the previous sentence & think: man I wonder if Jay ever experienced days like mine, If Charlie ever wished sheโd left the couch of snowballs alone & if the if Wandering Magician truly knows the truth of the fake surprise beyond this realm; beyond us beneath us being us regarding us regurgitating this: the us the tl;dr; & the tl;dw the unwritten above & the beyond