“No sir, I was standing under this very tree when they appeared in a puff of smoke, over there”
“I didn’t, no, no no. There was no flash, just smoke”
“Except for two people appearing out of thin air? No today’s been like any day I guess, the play has been good, I’m enjoying the park setting”
“Not allowed to say what? What does [redacted] even mean? [redacted] implies [redacted]? Oh. Even on a Tuesday? Right. My lips are sealed. Zipped.