sire, sire, pants on fire

‘I slice,

with my little knife,

something beginning with;

;

;

;

;

;

Emm…’

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*raising my hand* : Sire! You let I be known

in the the week prior that you were a …

Vegan! How is it now that you are slicing MeAt?

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’? … I did not say MeAt!, there are plenty of vegetable based ingredients that I can refer to as Emm…!!!’

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*standing* ‘Sire!, Would you have any ideas to the whereabouts of my girlfriend, Emma?’

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‘Uhm, …. no … but I still adhere to the vegan principles! ’

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*slowly walking towards the dean* ‘so you are vegan and a killer?’

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‘No. I apply the vegan principles to sentient beings only. Emma was not… Exterminate!!!!!’