there is annoyance in the air / like frying eggs with a blocked extractor fan / sticky moist hovering around the neck / Windows Update stuck at 10% / a greeting screen of happiness / do not interrupt! / this task requires all my focus! / I will reboot when I am done! / several times! / just for fun! / lies I say / you just sit there / stuck doing nothing / whining about disk space / I will ignore your humble warning / to power off / my only option