random fragments from a broken glass

A: Everyone else is taller than you, even the blonde girl in flip flops.

B: Always insist on two bottles of wine, one will most likely not be enough.

C: An extended O-sound as part of “okay…” is never an indication to start a cat fight.

D: Garlic is not an appropriate attire on a first date.

E: The ghost of Christmas past will always be late.

F: Even monks get oral exams.

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