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Hello Children and welcome to another episode of Home Baking for Fun and Fiction, today sponsored by “Zipher – World Health ‘R’ Us”.
Let me first remind you that it is always good to have a parent to help you in the kitchen as those grinders, whisks and meat cleavers can be a handful if you don’t have the strength.
Today I am going to show you how to make a Winter Cake to cheer you up before the festive season starts.
Before you start preparing make sure you have all the Ingredients available, it not ask your parents to unlock the special cupboard, they will know which one you mean and keep insisting if they pretend to not knowing.
The ingredients and amount you will need to prepare the Winter cake are:
- Four cups of flower – preferably of columbian quality
- 440g of ground Priadel – preferably the slow release variant
- 3g of whole Quetipine – preferably coated
- 1.2g of ground Sertraline
- 9g of ground Lamotragine
- 360mg of whole Fluoxetine
- 36mg of ground Diazepam
- One teaspoon of baking powder
- Two bottles of Vodka (or Gin if you are fond of juniper berries)
Ready? Let’s Cook!
First set the oven at 400F.
Mix the ground ingredients: flower, Priadel, Sertraline, Lamotragine, Diazepam and baking powder in a large bowl.
Add ½ cup of Vodka (or Gin) and stir until the mix is smooth. If you find it doesn’t set you can add a little more flower.
Pour the mix into a baking tray
Add the Quetipine and Fluoxetine on top but make sure you press them down slightly. If they are not fully covered they will get burnt and the cake will have a bitter taste.
Check that the oven has reached 400F and insert the tray into the oven.
Leave the cake in the oven for around 30 minutes. If the cake is slightly damp you can leave it in for another five minutes. Let the cake rest and cool down before serving.
The cake is best served in small bowls with spoons.
Cut the cake into suitable pieces and splash two cups of Vodka (or Gin) on the cake before serving. Pour the rest of the Vodka (or Gin!) into tumblers.
After all that hard work you can now relax and enjoy the Winter Cake, Vodka and each-others company.
But don’t forget the washing up!
I hope to see you all next week when I will be showing you how to make a showman.
